Chimp wearing grass in his ear
Chimps putting grass in their
hides as a fashion statement
is a statement about how they
see humans fashion
hides as a fashion statement
is a statement about how they
see humans fashion
Animals like picking at us humans. Case in point, the chimps are putting grass in between their doughnut holes as a way to crack on us for wearing clothes.
The chimps are giving us the side eyes because we’re using the cotton to make clothes to wear and to make toilet tissue to wipe away the “Hershey Kisses” between our bun, buns!
The chimps be like, “Why would you wear what you wipe your twins with?! You might as well plug it up with grass! At least it will be used the right way!”
The chimps are giving us the side eyes because we’re using the cotton to make clothes to wear and to make toilet tissue to wipe away the “Hershey Kisses” between our bun, buns!
The chimps be like, “Why would you wear what you wipe your twins with?! You might as well plug it up with grass! At least it will be used the right way!”
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